“Children go to bed in Superman pajamas, while Superman goes to bed in Chuck Norris pajamas.” “Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.” “Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding!” “When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.” “Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in just 3 moves” “Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.” “chuck norris doesn’t need a watch he just decides what time it is” “Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares at the book and the book gives him information.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.” “When Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands and came back, it was just called the Islands.” “Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.” “There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.” “Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero” “Chuck Norris counted to infinity … Twice” “Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his parents.” “When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, it is because he ran out of women.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t teabag women, he potato sacks them.” “chuck norris ist hung like a horse, a horse is hung like chuck norris.” ——————— And these are a few of the best new ones IMO — with the name of the poster: “Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s Secret. Chuck Norris has the best poker face. He won the 1983 World Poker Tournament, using a hand containing a ticket stub, Monopoly money, a 2 of …